BEARD AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY #5
THE DANDY: Meticulous to the point of obsession, this beard planned his festive outfit weeks in advanced. The placement of every hair on his well groomed face and head was a conscious decision skillfully executed. Carefully avoids the crockpot of Swedish meatballs for fear of spilling on his statement piece: the velvet blazer. Is not not ashamed of tucking a paper napkin into his collar while eating.
(Source: H&M A/W 2011)
BEARD AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY #3
THE “BLUTO”: This whiskered party animal delights in pouring shots down the throats of friends and strangers alike. Periodically yells “LET’S DRINK!” at the otherwise subdued party goers. Can’t understand why this doesn’t elicit the reaction it used to in college.
(Source: Avva A/W 2012)
BEARD AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY #2
THE INTELLECTUAL: Ridiculed by friends for pretentiously quoting Nietzsche at every opportunity, this beard makes an attempt to assimilate to “low brow” conversation. Finds himself pontificating on the merits of reading Dante’s Inferno in its original Italian nevertheless.
(Source: Pal Zileri A/W 2013)
BEARD AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY #1
THE OUTDOORSMAN: Seemingly impervious to the frigid temps, this beardie spends the whole evening out on the back deck, in front of the chiminea. Conversation topic of choice: his methods for clicker training his dog. Casually avoids mentioning that he has a shih tzu.
(Source: Levi’s Made and Crafted A/W 2013)
Now that the winter party season is in full swing, it is the perfect time to post some bearded gents dressed in their holiday best. Check back every night this week for our specially featured “Beards at the Christmas Party” and be on the look out for these types of beardies at your next Christmas party!